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Bacon Farts Free

Bacon Farts FREE! Yes, cheapskate, a free fart sound app! Save your cash for something important, like a good education or a new boat. We aren't going to make you pay to play fart sounds!

Just turn the dial to change the pitch!

Featuring Classic, Thanksgiving and Christmas theme packs with 76 awesome fart sounds and the awesome fart bender button, you'll be in total control of your fart sounds.

You've seen it on TWiT.TV -- Now enjoy it for FREE!

This wonder of modern science uses bacon themed flatulence to elicit humor (and disgust) amongst friends and family alike.

Armed with several pounds of bacon, a few bags of dried apricots, and enough garbanzo beans to feed an entire flock of pigs, they worked in "cramped" and often "windy" conditions to bring you such fine fart sounds as:


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I Love Bacon Farts Shirt

You love bacon farts. I love bacon farts. We all love bacon farts. It's an app. It's a way of life. Comes in dozens of styles and colors!

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Bacon Farts

Like the free version? Then you'll love Bacon Farts without all of the advertising. Enjoy Bacon Farts the way nature intended.

Just turn the dial to change the pitch!

Featuring Classic, Thanksgiving and Christmas theme packs with 76 awesome fart sounds and the awesome fart bender button, you'll be in total control of your fart sounds.Endless fart sounds and combinations from one awesome app. Practice your technique for even better results! It's like getting a million farts in one dirt-cheap app!

You've seen it on CurrentTV, now get the whole collection of fantastic fart sounds with a delicious bacon theme!

A few words from some happy flatulators:

"So I just downloaded Bacon Farts and I'm laughing hard! If you hold the phone TIGHT and put it in the toilet, the acoustics are freakin' awesome!"

"Best Fart App Available"

"I highly recommend using the bacon farts app while in the airport bathroom. Immature? Yes. Hilarious? Yes"


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Plain old bacon shirt

If you love bacon farts, you're just as big of a fan about plain old bacon. Here's a plain old bacon shirt.

Comes in dozens of sizes and colors. Get the shirt.



Crappy Bird Smash Hit

A parody of the now famous flappy flier, this version adds a little poo humor into the fray.

This flying bird game challenges you to fly through difficult rocky passages for as far as you can without smashing into the rocks. As you play, the rocks get more and more challenging. Flapping makes Crappy Bird fly higher.

With one-touch flap action to fly, this flying flappy game brings it's challenges and even a few laughs.

How high can you get your score?

Similar to the famous "Flappy Bird" -- you'll be flapping your way to frustration in no time!

 

 

 


 




State Capitals Flashcards

Learn your state capitals quickly, with this handy flashcard app. Touch and hold for the answer. Swipe left or right for previous or next flashcard.

Easily switch between state view or capital view, to help you learn them both! Plus you can learn them in alphabetical order, or shuffle the cards to really test your skills.



Periodic Table Flashcards

Learn your periodic table element names and symbols quickly, with this handy flashcard app. Touch and hold for the answer. Swipe left or right for previous or next flashcard.

Easily switch between element name or symbol, to help you learn them both! Plus you can learn them in order, or randomize the cards to really test your skills.



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